各位LKK們 你有 A.A.A.D.D. 的症狀嗎?<div style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: DarkOrange; font-weight: bold;" size="5"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">各位LKK們 你有 A.A.A.D.D. 的症狀嗎?</span></font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br>（網路文章）</span></font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"></span></font></div><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br></span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">最近我被診斷有A.A.A.D.D.(Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> <span style="color: DarkSlateGray;">（因為年紀引發的注意力不集中症） <br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">有一天我決定要澆花</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">在車道打開水管後</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我發現車子該洗了</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">當要走向車庫時</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">發現走廊矮桌的信件(是我稍早由信箱拿出來的) </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我想應該在洗車前把信件處理一下</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">所以把車鑰匙放桌上</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">將垃圾廣告信放到桌下的垃圾桶</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">此時卻發現垃圾桶滿了</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">所以決定把帳單先放桌上</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">先去倒垃圾</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我突想到既出去倒垃圾</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">就可以順便把寫好的支票丟到信箱</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">(美國的門口信箱有些可以放信讓郵差取走)</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">所以就回桌寫支票</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">但發現只剩一張空白支票</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">而支票簿在書房</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">只好進入書房拿</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">此時見到我喝剩的可樂罐</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我是要找支票簿沒錯</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">但必須把可樂罐拿開</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">才不會弄翻它</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">因可樂已不涼了</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我想應該放回冰箱</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">但我走到廚房時</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">看到廚房櫃檯上一排待澆水的花</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我把可樂放下</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">卻發現了我找一個早上都找不到的老花眼鏡</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">但我想還是把它放在桌上</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">先澆花再說</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">當我在澆水器裝滿水後</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">卻發現不知誰把電視遙控器放在廚房檯上</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我知道這樣一來</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">晚上在書房看電視時 一定會找不到遙控器</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">所以必須先把遙控器放回書房</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">但還是要先澆花完再說</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我澆了花卻大部份都濺到地板了</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">只好把遙控器放回桌子</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">拿抹布來擦</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">這時我回走廊努力想我是要幹什麼</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span 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